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In the classroom, Little Johnny farts.

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In the middle of a quiet classroom, Little Johnny suddenly let out a loud fart. The noise broke the silence, and the smell quickly filled the room. The teacher’s face turned red with anger.

“Johnny!” she yelled. “Get out of this classroom right now!”

A Laugh Outside

Johnny walked out of the classroom, but he couldn’t help it—he burst into laughter. Sitting on the bench in the hallway, he laughed so hard he almost cried.

Encounter with the Principal

The principal, walking down the hallway, heard Johnny laughing and came over. “Johnny, what’s so funny?” he asked.

Johnny’s Explanation

Trying to catch his breath from laughing, Johnny replied, “I farted in class, and the teacher kicked me out.”

The Principal’s Confusion

The principal looked puzzled. “But why are you laughing so much about that?”

Johnny’s Retort

With a big grin on his face, Johnny said, “Because those poor kids are stuck in there, smelling my fart, while I’m out here enjoying the fresh air!”

The principal couldn’t help but chuckle a bit himself. Little Johnny might have been mischievous, but he sure knew how to find the humor in any situation!

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